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From the North Pole
The Logistics Department at the North Pole has been kind enough to share with us their analysis of risks involved in package delivery, that might ruin Christmas.
Please Keep Your Fireplace Open
Households with blocked fireplaces slow down the delivery of presents, as seen by the Risk Consequences vs Probability of RA-10129 - Fireplace is Boarded Up.
Did You Know Santa Has A Back Up?
It's called Reindeer backup Plan 1, and kicks into gear every time original sleigh cannot take off, due to hinderance or stubborn reindeers. A second and third sleigh are always to be found within a 10 000 km radius of Santa's Primary sleigh.
Luckily Santa Has Been Around...
...for a long time. Modern improvements like the Santa-GPS make things easier - but should sabotage occur, or the GPS run out of power - Santa has been around long enough to know how to navigate by the stars. Keep up the good work, Santa!